杰里米·克拉克森：农夫的狗 Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog

基本信息

by Jeremy Clarkson (Author)

Series:Diddly Squat

Format:Paperback

Publisher:Penguin Books Ltd

Imprint:Michael Joseph

ISBN:9780241782996

Published:23 Oct 2025

Weight:700g

Dimensions:234 x 153 (mm)

页面参数仅供参考，具体以实物为准

书籍简介

预订全新系列《Diddly Squat Farm》吧！该系列汇集了绅士农场主、两届“最性感男人”得主杰里米·克拉克森笔下的惊险失误和滑稽动作。

“Prime 电视连续剧《克拉克森农场》的粉丝一定会喜欢这部作品。”——《爱尔兰时报》

不听话的动物、收成不佳的作物，以及那些被人们以无限热情推行的、略显粗糙的计划。克拉克森的农场是一份源源不断的礼物。

但是，正如一位海外游客*所说，他之所以来到《Diddly Squat》，只是因为他不相信杰里米会如此无能。

然而，我们的主人公并不气馁，他决定将他被误解的创业天赋运用到一项新的事业中：一家酒吧。

短短几周后，《农夫的狗》酒吧就开业了。

全英国农产品，霍克斯通桶装啤酒，农家专属酒吧，还有一辆复古拖拉机悬挂在天花板上。完美的乡村酒吧。这里远离可持续农业倡议、迷幻小麦、伦敦市中心的愤怒抗议以及一只用头撞人的山羊，令人心旷神怡。

你可能会问，还有什么可能出错？

你是说，除了厕所挤满人和电力耗尽之外？正如科沃尔德最新的酒吧老板很快发现的那样，当房东可不止是喝几杯酒那么简单。

幸好他还有丽莎、卡莱布、开朗的查理和杰拉德来帮助他。

尤其是现在，他的医生告诉他，他必须成为一名素食者，

*显然，中国其他地区也都这么认为。

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克拉克森农场的赞誉：

“克拉克森做的最好的事……”

《卫报》：说这话让我很痛苦

《独立报》：‘令人震惊的希望’

《每日电讯报》：‘即使是最讨厌克拉克森的人，也会觉得他在这里很讨人喜欢’

《泰晤士报》：‘相当可爱’

Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm, from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.

'Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion' IRISH TIMES

Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson s farm is the gift that keeps on giving.

But, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn t believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent.

Not one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub.

And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on The Farmer s Dog.

All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat.

What, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong?

On top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotwolds newest publican quickly discovers, there s a lot more to landlording than pulling pints.

Just as well, then, that he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald to help him through.

Especially now his doctor s told him he s got to become a vegetablist

*along with the whole of the rest of China, apparently

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Praise for Clarkson's Farm:

'The best thing Clarkson's done . . .

It pains me to say this' GUARDIAN

'Shockingly hopeful' INDEPENDENT

'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' TELEGRAPH

'Quite lovely' THE TIMES

作者简介

杰里米·克拉克森的写作生涯始于《罗瑟勒姆广告报》。此后，他先后为《太阳报》、《星期日泰晤士报》、《罗奇代尔观察家报》、《伍尔弗汉普顿快报与星报》、肯特联合报业集团旗下的所有报纸以及《林肯郡生活报》撰稿。多年来，他一直是电视上最高的人。他现在住在牛津郡的迪德利矮脚农场，正在学习成为一名农民。

Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.