（不）受教育：我的教师人生，以及为什么你绝不该当老师(Un)educated：My Life as a Teacher, and Why You Should Never Become OneFrancis Foster

基本信息

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Constable

Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 29, 2026

Language ‏ : ‎ English

Print length ‏ : ‎ 320 pages

ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0349021503

ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0349021508

Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.74 pounds

Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6.14 x 0.87 x 9.45 inches

基本信息仅供参考，具体以实物为准

书籍简介

同学们不是在和我一起笑，而是在嘲笑我，对于一个喜剧演员或老师来说，没有比这更孤独的地方了。下课了，每个人都知道。我低头一看，发现裤子拉链没拉。

欢迎来到教师的世界。

欢迎来到教师的真实世界——站在三十个孩子面前，试图让他们认真听讲，这才是纯粹、真实的感受。这可不是政府广告里那种鼓舞人心的景象；不，这指的是要劝架，要找出哪个学生在水槽里拉屎了，还要应付那些一心想把课堂搞砸的青春期，而且这种事每周都发生。

从教师转型为喜剧演员的弗朗西斯·福斯特，用残酷、滑稽又血腥的细节，揭露了他作为代课老师在全国一些糟糕的学校里所经历的种种屈辱和羞辱。但《（未）受过教育的》远不止是一部教师回忆录，它以毫不妥协的笔触揭露了英国教育体系的种种弊端，直面社会中弱势儿童的困境。如果你对此置若罔闻？那么，你浪费的不仅仅是你自己的时间。

The class weren't laughing with me, they were laughing at me and there is no lonelier place for a comedian or teacher to be in. The lesson was over and everyone knew it. I looked down and realised that my flies were undone.

Welcome to teaching.

Welcome to the reality of what it's really like to be a teacher - the pure, unvarnished truth of what it means to stand in front of a group of thirty kids and try and get them to do some work. It's not the inspirational vision you see in government ads; no, it's breaking up fights between warring East End grandmas, figuring out which student defecated in the sink, and dealing with prepubescent sociopaths intent on annihilating lessons week after week.

In brutal, hilarious and gory detail, teacher-turned-comedian Francis Foster lifts the lid on the indignities and humiliations he experienced as a supply teacher in some of the most atrocious schools around the country. But so much more than a teacher's memoir, (Un)educated shines a light on the problems in the UK education system in uncompromising fashion, exposing how the most vulnerable children in society are being failed. And if you're not listening? Well, it's not only your own time you're wasting.

作者简介

弗朗西斯·福斯特是一位单口喜剧演员、教师，也是热门文化政治节目《Triggernometry》的联合主持人。在这个拥有超过120万订阅用户的播客节目中，他采访嘉宾，探讨影响我们文化的重要议题，嘉宾包括理查德·道金斯、阿弗里卡·布鲁克、斯蒂芬·弗莱和尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森。他还主持播客节目《弗朗西斯·福斯特帮你理清生活》，并在Substack上拥有一个颇受欢迎的账号。弗朗西斯的单口喜剧生涯遍及全球，曾为艾迪·伊扎德、杰夫·加林和保罗·乔杜里等喜剧明星担任开场嘉宾，他的许多喜剧段子都围绕着他“充满挑战”的教师生涯展开。他现在住在克劳奇恩德，“和伦敦其他那些媒体混混们住在一起”。

Francis Foster is a stand-up comedian, teacher and co-host of the smash-hit culture and politics show Triggernometry. In this podcast, that has over 1.2m subscribers, he interviews guests about the important issues that are affecting our culture, including Richard Dawkins, Africa Brooke, Stephen Fry and Neil deGrasse Tyson. He also hosts the podcast Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out and has a successful Substack. In Francis's career as a stand-up comedian, he's performed across the globe and opened for the likes of Eddie Izzard. Jeff Garlin and Paul Chowdhry, with a lot of his comedy focussing on his 'challenging' years as a teacher. He now lives in Crouch End, 'with all the other media tossers in London'.